May 27, 2015
May 27, 2015

Daily Planet

On our latest trip to Melbourne, we decided to stop in at the infamous Daily Planet Bordello. We had heard a lot about the Daily Planet, so we made a special trip. The Daily Planet had been establishment in 1975, making it one of the oldest and longest running brothels in Melbourne.
They have become one of Australia’s most renowned brothels. And also have had some international recognition. So we had to check them out. They are open 7 days a week, but only 24 hours over the weekend. We paid them a visit on a week day.

We entered the reception area at the front of the building, where the receptionist, ‘Lois Lane’, greeted us. Since this was our first visit, Lois arranged for a lady, or as they like to call them, a hostess to take us on a tour of the Lounge and other facilities (including Sports Bar and Planet Bar). From there you can book a room and stay a while longer. Once we booked our room, we were able to then enjoy the other facilities within the Daily Planet, drinks, dancing and also able to interact with the ladies that are available on that shift. This is something we think more brothels should do more. We enjoy not only the massage and company of the ladies in the room, but also to sit with them in the lounge or play pool with them and chat. Note to other businesses, this adds to the visit immensely.
Once we have chosen a lady that they like, we simply hand them our card and we head of to the room we have picked.

They have 18 private rooms or suites at the Daily Planet. And they are fantastically appointed rooms. Some contain two – or four – person showers, 8 – seat spas and massive beds. All rooms have a particular name and theme. We choose the roman room. And we were not disappointed. The number of ladies on the shift at the time we visited was about 15. We can’t say if there were others working while we were there and were already with a client.

But the ladies we meet were very attractive and friendly. And this extended into the room as well. After our massage we then were able to enjoy the facilities again before we left. They have a sports bar as well as the Planet Bar. ATM on the premises makes it easy to get extra cash if you need it. And all credit cards welcome.

They also have merchandise that can be purchased there.

The only complaint we would have is the website. It took forever to load. Could be just us though. But when it did load it had plenty of information.

So next time you are in Melbourne and looking for some entertainment of the adult kind, give Daily Planet a visit. We are sure you won’t be disappointed.

Contact information

Address: 7 – 12 Horne St, Elsternwick, Melbourne
Phone: 03 9078 8242


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Suzannah Guide

Suzannah Guide

Lover of brothels, massage parlours and escorts. Traveler of brothels, bordellos and connoisseur of all fine escorts.

5 comments on “Daily Planet

  1. For the price… the Ladies are average at best, all you pay for here now is the Lavish room. Much better Brothels around in Melbourne now than this old Dinosaur. It used to have a reputation as one of the best, It certainly isn’t anymore.

  2. No pool anymore, gone ten years ago. Place looks a bit run down. Not enough ladies available on Saturday nite. No Alcohol served anymore. Overall 7.5/10

    1. Hi there!

      I’ve read some rather harsh comments above. The Daily Planet has recently been remanaged, new girls, new website, there’s no more pay before you look rule. All the same great facilities still exist, the pool in the main floor however was taken out in 1994, so 22 years ago. Sexy beautiful girls available tonight and everyday! Come on in and meet the best and hottest gals in town!

      “Just come” 😉 x

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